David Applegate could not be here today, because his cat ate his badge he seems to have misplaced his badge his cat mistook his badge for a mouse his cat was sleeping on his badge he forgot how to get to Bedminster he's working in the New York office today he had some difficulties with the guard at the front gate
However, he had a question he wanted to ask, and asked me to ask it for him since he couldn't be here.
Please remember that this is his question, not mine.
insert question here

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